Men want to know, women want to have you! What’s going on here?
I’ve seen superheroes on their knees, in front of me! For the love of Hentai – and they know I’m the king! I’ve seen gods asking around about me and eventually going on their knees, in front of me! For the love of Hentai – and they know I’m the only god of Hentai! Yipee ki-yay, motherfuckers! The HentaiGeekis here! With a directory filled with the best Hentai sites! Yeah, some people tried to do this and they’ve done it! I did it better! That’s why I rule this kingdom of Hentai directories. From dusk ‘till dawn, I just work! Coffee, pussy, bikini models around me! That’s how I get my inspiration, boy! I finger yo’ mama and Paris Hilton! That’s how I managed to put together a directory that delivers the hottest, greatest, most popular and most famous, the best Hentai tubes, the best free Hentai sites, the best premium Hentai and everything else that has ‘Hentai’ and ‘sites’ in it!
You are amazing, HentaiGeek! Should we bow? Should we thank you?
You can bow! You can thank me! All my competitors did that already! The mofos did not understand that I can do what they did, but better! With better Hentaigeek sites, better in every way! Much more free Hentai! You wanna know how it started, boy? It started with my passion for hentai! As I already said – For the love of Hentai! I was a kid. Young as fuck! I am still young, but it’s my second youth! It’s that second youth when I have to drive a red sports car, if you know what I mean! And yes, it all started when I was a kid. My favorite Hentai sites were on a notepad .txt list. I’ve made that list to be sure that I will never forget or lose them. And I had categories, the same that I have here, on the directory: best free uncensored hentai, best hentai manga sites, best premium hentai, best free hentai comics , best free cartoon XXX sites, best hentai and so on. The list became bigger and bigger, the VALUE on that list was insane, I started to know all the secrets, all the magic of hentai. I felt like a god on earth! So, I decided to share my knowledge with the mortals! And to continue to improve my list!
What are your future plans with this directory, HentaiGeek?
I will not stop here! My life is on these pages! I will keep on searching for more and more hentai and I will keep on updating my site with the best XXX videos available on the world wide web! The main focus is to gather every possible HD hentai video, every possible 4K hentai scene, every possible XXX scene, under one roof! And every worthy tube, like Hentaitv, Hanime, Hentaihaven, HentaiStream, Nhentai! And every worthy studio that has premium Hentai, like Hentaipros, HentaiCore, Animatria, ToonPass, HentaiKey, AdultTime Animation and so many others! Let’s not forget the Uncensored Hentai! Where would we be without them? I wonder how many of you would leave their wife and children for a Uncensored Hentai! Well, not me, I’m not married (or am I?! – I should fucking drink less, ‘cause I can’t remember) and I have banged oh! so many Hentai models! My directory will bring you the stars from the night sky in free hentai videos or in premium Hentai! And these stars are Asa Akira, Bonnie Rotten, Anna Bell Peaks, August Ames (may God rest her beautiful soul!), Mia Khalifa (fucked her one time in Lisbon), Riley Reid, Abella Danger, Mia Malkova, Adriana Chechik, Brandi Love, Nicole Aniston, Alexis Texas, Dillion Harper or the lovely Dani Daniels.
You tell the truth and nothing but the truth in the reviews?
Boy, listen to me and listen to me good. I don’t give a flying fuck about what people think about me or what you think about me. I don’t care! I know I’m good, I know that I deliver, for example, the best BDSM Hentai on the web! Or, that I deliver the hottest teen Hentai videos! Or the hottest Reddit pages with the hottest homemade porno clips! For free! And I also know that I spend a hell of a lot of time writing what I think about a place and what it offers, how it looks like, so forth and so on. I do it for you! And I speak from the heart and it gets harder every day! In the end, if you want to believe what I write and if you want to follow my lead, it’s up to you! All I know is that I will never disappoint you! I surf the web with the speed of light, I yell at Hentai webmasters telling them to improve their sites, I talk with the pornstars to move their ass better next time or to suck the cock deeper, I’m doing this and I’m doing that, to make Hentai worthy of your time! My directory is a bible of dirty things! The hottest dirty things! Think about it this way! If it would be for this planet to find its resting place and you have to save the best hentai sites, in order to restart the industry when we will set our colony on a different planet, my XXX directory would give you the perfect list! Naah, don’t fucking bow when you see me, even if I am the god of hentai! Just name your first born after me! Especially since I’m the one who, through the power of the hentai shared on this directory, made the pregnancy possible! Without a little help, you would have never fucked your fat wifey! I am here to stay and win this game! It’s a promise!